Rumors Going Into KSWA Title Match: Napier v. Badfingers

The rumor going into the KSWA title match between champion Mitch Napier and challenger Bobby Badfingers (w/Mayor Mystery) are as follows:

Who knows? The best man will win unless there is some kind of shenanigans.

To paraphrase KSWA Hall of Famer Bill Apter, "Is Wrestling Fixed? I didn't know it was broken."

Shane McMahon Replaces Virgil For WM32

WWE heir Shane McMahon was called into duty Monday Night after superstar Virgil no-showed the "Legacy" award presentation.

Virgil was tied up at a subway platform late Monday.

Vince McMahon was forced to call upon his estranged son to make the save.

Virgil was to face Undertaker at WrestleMania 32 in a few weeks.

Shane McMahon was upset in that while hurting to make it to the arena, he left his wing-tips in a cab. He had to wear a pair of leftover Doink clown shoes in the ring.

In addition, The Godfather got a Hall of Fame wink that was originally designed for Virgil.

Breaking: Megastar Suspended For Grabbing Owner

One-time KSWA Golden Triangle Challenger Thunder was suspended 60-days for grabbing Owner Tommy Faime.

Thunder, the Masked Megastar from the Old West, was initially suspended 90-days by Keystone State Wrestling Alliance (KSWA) Owner Tommy Faime during an altercation.

Reports indicate that Thunder playfully grabbed Faime during a celebration for South African wrestler Sniper's annual "Human Rights Day." Incensed by the move deemed "unprofessional," Faime immediately pushed the wrestler, who recently competed at KSWA Battle Bowl in January.

Thunder reportedly told observers that he grabbed Faime to stop the owner from burning a sleeve over a burning Human Rights ceremonial candle.

Faime has reportedly lessened the suspension after talking with Thunder's representatives. It's still believed that Thunder may miss the all-important Joe Abby Memorial Tournament season.

Luther Reigns Irked By Roman's Snub

Roman Reigns's older brother Luther is miffed that Dean Ambrose has taken his spot in WWE's "Family."

Luther Reigns, who had a short-lived run in the WWE some time ago, recently announced that he was angered by his younger brother's apparent snub.

"When Roman created a stable of 'family,' my phone remained silent," Luther said in between turns on a stair stepper. (Note: Luther constantly looks at his phone and routinely picks it up and says, 'hello,' anytime a microwave dings.)

Luther is distraught over Dean Ambrose taking his spot in the team, that also includes the Uso's.

"And all of this nonsense about being Samoan," Luther says during a chin-up. "We are all 100% Italian. Joe Pesci is Roman's Godfather for goodness sake."